Friday, June 30, 2006

I flagrantly broke a minor law today

Sure, I've been stopped by the police in Japan. Each time it has happened, bicycles were involved; once on an occasion of some, albeit minor, interest, and more recently for having a broken headlight. But, both times I was leto f with smiles and soft warnings to avoid repeating my transgressions. However, today was another story. It was raining, and I, not wanting to get wet, purposely made my ride home more difficult, but more comfortable by riding while simultaneously operating my vehicle and holding an umbrella. Yes, I joined all of the other bike riding citizens of Ube and risked a police stop and possible fine by keeping dry.
I will admit though that I was riding home from picking up my umbrella at the store where I forgot it a week ago.

New . . .

. . . and old

I find large birds a little unnerving

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

I've been kinda wrathful towards grapes

Rainy season has started in earnest here. Or so they tell me. There doesn't seem to too much extra rain going around, it's a little harder, yes, and a little more frequent but I'm not sure if a rise in the average humidty deserves a seperate distinction. When looking at the hirearchy of time divisions, season is a pretty strong word. Certainly it's not as long as a year, and perhaps a decade or an 'age' carries more emotional weight. Nevertheless, I believe that by their cyclical nature that a season certainly carries more punch, because while the psychological connections with decades and such may be more focused and stronger, a season's are constant, and within a cultural subset, these connections are generally the same for any given person, allowing a reference point that stands the test of centuries. So, yeah, I don't know if a couple of downpours is worthy of wearing the mantle of 'season'.
In other frustration I tried to drink a grape soda the other week. A couple lessons before break I was parched and headed over to the vending machine. The peach juice I like was in stock, but I decided to be adventurous try that grape-type beverage that I'd been dithering about whether or not to try. I purchased it, brought it back to the office, titled it back and only a trickle came out of the can. The can seemed heavy, and solid. I tried to drink again with equal success and decided to apply some suction. I then discovered that it was not liquid in the can at all, but a can full of 'jell-o' or a 'jell-o' like product. It is beyond me why a company could stay in business selling small mouthed cans of fruit jelly with no straws or spoons attached. I've learned my lesson about reading packaging and looking for pictures of spoons on the label (see right).
And, as I get into the swing of doing this as blogging and not just keeping an online journal, I'd like to add a link to a blog I found catalouging cats that look like Hitler.

Barbecue time. Another key component of summer.

Wouldn't be summer without fireworks

Squiggles and guy wires

Ube does a good job of pretending it's busy

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

A Pleasant Visit

About a week ago, I was able to meet my friend Akko. I met her through several degrees of seperation, and as she leaves in Tokyo, we have been on a correspondence basis until now. She and her friend Fumi had a weekend free and as they'd never been to Chugoku or Kyushu, they came down to visit. We planned some in the weeks before, putting no strenuous effort towards it however. In the end they decided that they wanted to see Akiyoshido while in Yamguchi. After a pleasant, and filling lunch at my favorite lunch joint in Ube. In Ube-chuo, just around the corner from Sukiya and in a basement. Seven hundred yen for a lunch you can't finish is always a good deal.
Sated, we boarded the train and then the bus that would take us to Akiyoshido. It was an enjoyable afternoon of spelunking and swapping stories of mutual friends. We boarded the last bus back. Akko and I chatted lazily, looking at the scenery. Fumi slept. The afternoon ended as we pulled into Shin-Yamaguchi station. We perused the pictures we took that day and waitied for the train.
Dinner that night was above par. We went to one of my favorite izakaya, a fish only place called Burinosuke. We had stone grilled octopus, sea snail, sashimi, sea snail and oysters. Fumi and Akko were stunned at the low prices and good tastes. Take that Tokyo. Drinks at Bigi followed of course.
I had to wake up early to fucking go to work though. I don't care for the early shift, but I had a pleasant chat with Akko and Fumi in the morning. I said goodbye, hopped on my bicycle and went to work, as they left for Hakata in search of ramen and perhaps adventures. Ramen fueled adventures?
I was jealous.

Rice paddy

Fumi, Akko and myself. Akiyoshidai

Ghostwalkers

Walkway, Akiyoshido

Underground Rapids

Akiyoshido Entrance from Inside

Dragonfly at Akiyoshi

Wednesday, June 07, 2006


Lens flare is best when achieved manually

The moon is notoriously difficult to photograph

Sunday, June 04, 2006

A tiring but well-spent vacation

About a month ago me friend Lindsay told me she was going to Beppu and invited me along. She used to live in Ube and will be leaving Japan soon, I wanted to see her before she left and I've wanted to go to Beppu since leaving Japan, so I took her up on it. For those unfamiliar, Beppu is the most popular onsen destination in all Japan. I left Sunday, the 28th, after work, caught the train down to Beppu and made it in around nine thirty; just time for a nightcap and a recap of the plans for the next day.
We awoke in the morning to a knocking at the door from one of the number of tiny women that ran our hotel. They were evicting us for the day, apparently it was imperative that our sheets be changed exactly at ten. After a hearty breakfast of toast, salad, egg and coffee, we made for the first bath of the day - a sand bath. One is buried up to the neck in sand for fifteen minutes then a nice rinse and soak. Quite the way to re-energize before lunch. Lunch though, was a long way coming. A trek through the seven hells of Beppu lay between us and food. Although, to be fair, we could've eaten sooner if we had wanted to.
The jigoku are a geothermal phenomenon of boiling pools and geysers, similar to what exists in Yellowstone. However, in this case they are located in the middle of the city and fenced in. Moreover, they are furnished with all of the modern necessities, gift shops, aquariums and horrible, horrible zoos. Finishing our tours of the first two, and it being a nice, even, beautiful day, we chose to walk the some kilometers to the next group of hells. We realized–as we dodged frieght trucks on blind corners and walked up steep inclines on wrong turns–that the bus may have been a better choice.
Lunch, after the hells, was nothing special, but it was substantial and much needed. Thus fortified we made our way to the last bath of the day. An outdoor mudbath at an onsen called Hoyo Land. However, I expected this to be a more viscous experience. The mud did not constitute the bath. Instead it was a murky, sulfurous grey water with globs of mud laying at the bottom. Nonetheless, invigorating and refreshing, three baths, a steam room and a waterfall.
On our return to town a fairly standard dinner including raw liver and octopus. From dinner it was to what I believe may be the shittiest karaoke parlor I've ever visited. For two people they gave us a room for perhaps twenty that was flush with feedback. Microphone style. Moreover the nomihodai (or all you can drink) menu had no beer on it and the drinks were watered down. A whiskey rocks came the same color as an iced tea. We stayed though. No sense in wasting a booked room.
The next morning after our old woman wake up call we checked out and made for lunch. Lindsay had found a special deal at an onsen just outside of town where one could buy a lunch and an onsen together for only ¥1000. A deal indeed. The onsen was spectacular. Named Ichinoide, it had two baths, alternating odd and even days men's and women's. One was carved into the rock, with a waterfall and grotto-esque structures; the other, with a commanding view of the city, having three baths, one hot, one scalding and behind a warm swimming pool.
Perhaps the most relaxing lunch break I've had finished we made for the ferry. I had decided before I left for Beppu that I would join Lindsay on the fourteen hour overnight ferry from Beppu to Kobe. We collected supplies (not from a chandler unfortunately) and boarded the Sunflower Nishiki found our, shared, cabin. Many people discuss the best ways of traveling, whether it be biking, hitching, trains or driving. In Japan the conversation usually boils down to driving, riding the train, or taking a plane, the proffered option depending on the start location and the distance to the end. However, if I am to have my say, I would recommend heartily, time permitting of course, traveling second class on an overnight ferry. We shared our room with some eight people, growing to fifteen or so as the ferry made its stops. In the early stages of the journey we met the man sharing the bed across from us. A short digression here lest you misinterpret the surroundings we traveled in. When I refer to a bed, I refer to a space of floor marked by a number above it, supplied with a vinyl pillow and a futon which brings new meaning to 'thin.' Returning then, to the man, he was a seventy eight year old World War II veteran. He regaled us for some hours with excited stories, copious amounts of cheap Japanese whiskey. I understood, being (very) generous, thirty percent of his stories. I believe my Japanese is improving. While he poured and talked, his wife sat next to us, nodding in agreement now, glaring in disapproval then and all the while foisting upon us sushi and dried squid.
A walk around the boat led us to the dining room where we met, to the best of our knowledge, the only other foreigner on the boat. As it happened he was a German, living in Beppu two years, married to a Japanese women. A freelance film critic, he had lived some years in Seattle and New York. During his time in Seattle he had operated the now defunct Pike Street Theater. We spent many hours talking to him, truly a fascinating man.
The bell rang at six thirty the next morning. On five hours of sleep I dragged myself in to Kobe, parted with Lindsay after a breakfast that leaves little imprint on my memory and struck off for Nara.
The journey to Nara is blurry at the beginning and coalesces slowly, reaching a stabilizing point around Kyoto. I met an Osaka Nova teacher in that early part, he told me that it was unusual to see a foreigner sit head down at a train stop through five trains. I explained my situation and we had a brief conversation, wherein he became late for work. Leaving Kyoto, a friendly looking family sat down opposite me on the train, I thought they might want the booth to themselves, so I offered to move in Japanese. They stared, smiled and nodded. I smiled back and noticed that the man's vest read "Taipei Astronomical Institute." A telling sign.
I arrived in Nara and among the thousand-year-old national treasures and fascinating silk road museum I found myself suffused with that ironical tourist's hate of tourists. In defiance I looked pulled out my cellphone often to look at it. To say, "I live here, I'm not that much of a tourist." Nara, though, rightly justified itself as a fascinating place, but I'm running a blog here, not a guidebook. I stayed the five hours my schedule allowed.
I found Osaka as I left it. Easy to get lost in. I decided not to look for the Japanese noise music only music store that Johannes, the German from the ferry, had drawn me a map to. Desirous as I was, I simply had no money, no time. My goal was to meet my friend Ed for a beer and perhaps a snack. I ran out of cellphone battery and had to sit in the middle of the Namba underground mall and charge it on a public wall outlet. People were in too much of a hurry to stare at me. I ate some ramen at a very well decorated, very Chinese oriented place. Twenty two optional spices on the menu. Jerk-pork in the ramen. Delicious. There were many jars on some shelves in the restaurant, filled with a red fluid. As I was paying, I asked the clerk, in Japanese, if they were filled with the blood of customers that couldn't pay. She stared at me blankly. I told her it was a joke. She laughed, two short 'ha's and then explained to me that no, they were not blood. I paid, left and went to meet Ed. We went to the Hub, an Irish bar in Namba where I had some of the first real beer I've had in Japan. No offense to those fans of Asahi and Sapporo, but it seems to me like a carbonated, yellow beverage, devoid of flavor. The Newcastle treated me nicely.
Having caught up with Ed, I said goodbye and asked for directions to the Shinkansen station. Boarded the Nozomi Super-express and walked up thirteen cars to find a seat, fell asleep and woke up in Shin-Yamaguchi around ten.

Do you think Microsoft knows about this bar?

Sorry for the blurriness, but that's a byproduct of smashing

Using and surely using

No Homo Burgers at the Lotteria

Sand bath

Boy lookin' at some fish

Buzzy, buzzy, buzzy

The lake of boiling 'blood'

Me hangin' out at the blood hell

There was a custom car convention in Beppu at the time

Geyser time

Mini and mini river

Agriculture

Hoppy, hoppy, hoppy

Despite all my rage I'm still just . . .

Fudo Myo-o

A multitude of Buddhas

One of the Buddhas

Click through and read the bottom of this one full size. It's worth it.

A steaming city

Maybe you don't see it, but I was captivated by it

Flappy, flappy, flappy

They look tasty but I don't reccommend it

A steamy mountain but still ain't a volcano

Smells like sulphur but they don't rust

Reminds me of those spinny decorate a frisbee things

Glurp, glop, glurp, glop

Onsen tamago please

Small shrine, up a hill in hell

Hell is bad for plants

Dengerous indeed